Friday, June 18, 2010

Out of My Element

Okay, so first let me say that I have never really blogged about television shows that I watch, which is basically because I never watch the show when it actually comes on, and I never keep up with them like I should.

Let me just say that I’m thankful for online episodes.

So, while Colby and I were on our honeymoon, the Bachelorette began. I’ve never really watched an entire season of the Bachelorette or The Bachelor. I’m one of those that watches the last episode just so I can know what happened.

I’m going crazy right now over The Bachelorette though! This is insane. First of all, I wasn’t really impressed with the group of guys. A professional wrestler? Really? You really thought they might fall in love? Don’t think so.

I just got caught up on the episodes though, and I’m going nuts here. Can Kasey just go yet? This guy is CRAZY!


These are my reasons he should be gone immediately:

  1. He talks so weird. I can’t even stand to hear his voice.
  2. The guy keeps saying the same thing over and over. “I’m here to guard and protect your heart.” Shut up! Be a real person! Enough with the lines already.
  3. Ali doesn’t give him a rose because he seems to be too extreme. Ding! Ding! Ding!
  4. The guy decides to get a tattoo with a heart and rose covered by a shield on his wrist because he wants to wear his heart on his sleeve and prove that he will “guard and protect her heart.” Psycho! I don’t know about you, but I would run as fast as I could away from him.

Enough about this crazy guy.

These are my top picks so far in no particular order…


Kirk. Sweet guy. Cared a lot about her when she got sick. Too sweet!


Frank. Genuine guy. Doesn’t mind being himself. Needs to lose the glasses.


Roberto. From Charleston, South Carolina. Romantic.

Sorry for the rant! I just couldn’t believe how nuts that guy is and how great the other three are. Who else feels the way I do? Who do you pick for her?


  1. I have not watched the bachelor/bachelorette since living on my sorority hall (the Trista/Ryan season). I'm a little out of touch. It was really funny to read your take on all of it. Too funny! I can't wait for you to tell me what happens. It looks like all of these guys found the crest white strips. That's all I'm saying.

  2. this might be my favorite blog post of yours ever because i am OBSESSED with this show. that one guy is definitely a lunatic. i can't wait til she sees his tattoo. this was a season full of dud dudes.

  3. Girl I know! For real, come on and let Kasey go. Right now I am liking Roberto. He is so sweet, and how he sang to her at the auditions for the Lion King was too sweet. I also like Kirk; he was so sweet for taking care of her when she was sick. We will see at the end though. We should have a The Bachelorette party at the end though. That would be so much fun. Let me know if you would like to do that.